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- Mark

BLOGISMS FROM MARK
November 18, 2008
Sorry I have not had any postings lately. Life has been pretty crazy. I first want to say that I had a lot of fun at the Flagship Cinemas in both Derry, NH and in New Bedford, MA. The people up in New Hampshire are a little strange, but very fun. I have two big shows coming up. The first is this Friday, November 21st. I will be hosting my annual benefit show for Meeting House Montessori School of Braintree. I have Robbie Printz, Bob Gautreau and Graig Murphy performing. The following week on November 29th I am hosting a benefit show the Jeff Hayes Memorial Fund down in Cotuit. Jeff played hockey for me at Sandwich High School a few years ago. Jeff tragically lost his battle with cancer and the comedy show is to both raise money and remember Jeff. If you are free, come check out one of the shows. They both will be great. Thanks for stoping by and remember, if you need a comedian for your Christmas Party (or Hanukkah or Kwanzaa party) get in touch with me. I will make your party a lot of fun.
 
November 3, 2008
First off, why do I keep typing 2008? The election is finally here this week. This is a good thing because I don't know if you are like me, but I am sick of all this crap. Just elect someone already. I came up with a good idea. Hold the election, see who wins and then let Ralph Nadar take over and run the country for 1 year. Lets see if this guy can do anything with our economy. He can't srew it up any worse, can he? After a year, if he sucked, then let whoever wins this week take over.
 
 
November 3, 2008
First off, why do I keep typing 2008? The election is finally here this week. This is a good thing because I don't know if you are like me, but I am sick of all this crap. Just elect someone already. I came up with a good idea. Hold the election, see who wins and then let Ralph Nadar take over and run the country for 1 year. Lets see if this guy can do anything with our economy. He can't srew it up any worse, can he? After a year, if he sucked, then let whoever wins this week take over.
 
November 2, 2008
Last night we gained an hour of sleep with Daylight Savings. Its nights like that I was wish I was still drinking. Anyway, I did an All Pro Show for the Duxbury Police at Pembroke Country Club. The last time I was at Pembroke Country Club, I was at my wedding reception. No lie. Kind of crazy. The people at the show were the best. I sold a record 15 cds. Thanks to all those nice people, I can pay 5% of my rent.
 
October 31, 2008
I had to share a quick story from trick-or-treating with my kids tonight. My son went as a chicken. His friend went as a Mexican (I hope this does not offend - not that I really can give a crap). Watching the Mexican and the Chicken run around was hysterical.
 
October 26, 2008
My show last night at Nicks Comedy Stop in Boston was an international affair. We had people from the Dominican Republic, Canada, England, Hudson Mass, New Hampshire, Revere, Georgia, Buffalo, shit even New Jersey. The best of all was a guy from Santa Maria. I know what you are thinking, that is a ship not a country or even a place. However, it is an island off the coast of Portugal. Who'd thunk it. Good thing I payed attention in Geography class.
 
October 25, 2008
Weekend went well. I found out Lemoinster (I think that is how you spell it) is the proud home of Johnny Appleseed. Southie is the proud home of Whitey Bulger. Kind of a contrast wouldn't you say.
 
October 20, 2008
Well, I survived the weekend, and I mean I survived the weekend. I went over to Nantucket, a place I had never been to before, to do an All Pro Show for the Nantucket fire fighters with Frank Santorelli, Danny Miller and Greg Howell. We had a blast. The show was awesome. The people were awesome. A little on the "island" weird side, but awesome. The Ferry ride back on Sunday, not so awesome. There was 45 mph winds and we left at 7:45 am, the only ferry to cross the "river" that day. We took the fast ferry. It was coming out of the water as we went through the waves. Poor Greg Howell was white by the time we made it across.
 
October 12, 2008

Wow. My first real blog. Well, its my first real blog using a keyboard. I have blogged many times on the internet, but never with a keyboard. I hope I am doing this right. My biggest news lately is the release of my CD. I had a huge CD release party on September 13th in my driveway. Three people showed up. Two relatives and an old guy who thought it was a yard sale. Boy was he pissed. Sales are going well. If you come to a show, make sure to pick one up after the show. They are only $10 and all the money goes to a really good cause. My car insurance. 1`That's it. My first blog. Be sure to come see a show soon. Remember laughter increases blood flow in the heart by 33% and I do NOT collect a co-pay. Thanks for reading and I will be writing more soon, so check back.